THREAT LEVEL 1 Still Normal. Probably.
Doll Crawl

Threat levels

The level is reviewed continuously. If you believe it is wrong, you are welcome to stay indoors.

LevelNameMeaning
1StillNormal. Probably.
2TwitchingMinor positional changes reported
3TurnedSubjects facing new directions
4On the MoveConfirmed relocation activity
5GatheringDo not go into the attic